AUDITION NOTICE for Sex Please We're Sixty by Michael Parker and Susan Parker 

Auditions for Sex Please We're Sixty will be held Sunday, February 12th and Monday, February 13th at 7:00 pm at the Kent County Theatre Guild’s Patchwork Playhouse. 

The comedy takes place in Mrs. Stancliffes's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast. We are looking for 4 women and 2 men (ages 50+) 

 Characters

Bud Davis:  The next-door neighbor to Mrs. Stancliffe's Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast. He has become renowned among the female guests as "Bud the Stud."  He claims responsibility for the success of bed & breakfast, believing all the females return year after year to see him. 

Mrs. Stancliffe:  The owner of Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast.  She is a severe woman both in dress and manner. Precise in speech and punctuality, she gives the impression of efficiency and competence. 

Henry Mitchell:  A retired chemist and Mrs. Stancliffe’s “Gentleman caller.”  He is a mild mannered man who has proposed to Mrs. Stancliffe every afternoon for twenty years.  He is always the perfect gentleman, and shows a great deal of respect for all the women around him. 

Victoria Ambrose: Victoria is a renowned author who writes steamy romantic novels.  She pines for romance in her personal life, but finds none.   

Hillary Hudson:  Hillary is beautiful, well educated, articulate and sophisticated in both manner and dress.  She is an old friend and coworker of Henry. 

Charmaine Beauregard:  Charmaine is the quintessential southern belle.  She is definitely here at Rose Cottage for “Bud the Stud.” She is a proud woman who will not be two-timed by Bud and becomes the leading light in the plot to tame him.