Mr. Broadbent's innovative "House of the Future" has remained unsold for four years, probably because most of the innovations of the future fail to work properly. Determined to unload his white elephant, the developer has invited prospective buyers Fred and Gladys to stay in the house. He’s hired his maintenance man to be on hand behind the scenes to make running repairs as necessary and has even bribed two members of his staff to pose as a married couple renting the house. With a malfunctioning automatic vacuum/trash collector that keeps destroying everyone's clothes and almost everybody pretending to be someone they're not, this “naughty but nice” Christmas farce will have you ho-ho-ho’ing till the very end!

No Sex Please, It’s Christmas! is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc.

Show Dates

Friday and Saturday Evening Performances:
December 1, 2, 8, 9, 15, and 16 at 8 p.m.
Sunday Matinee Performance: December 10 at 2 p.m.

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Cast and Crew

Directed by Terri Thompson/Assistant Director Patti Gatto

Cast

Ben Adams - Killian McMurphy
Broadbent - James Long
Casey Cody - Katie Young
Sue Johnson - Rebekah Lee
Mr. Cott - Darrell Keene
Gladys McNicoll - Lainie King
Fred McNicoll - Bob Barto
Walter Brooks - Jeff Mask

Crew

Stage Manager - Jill Lewandoski
Stage Crew - Kory Lewandoski, Ethan Feaster, and Nancy Nassau
Lights - Rachel Loper
Sound - Frankie Valenti and Gabe Marine